I love wasting time.

YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: JANET
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Jeremiah
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? Er, no.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Tiffany is cute
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? my last name
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? No because there's already a Janet Jackson.

DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? I believe whatever is in the Bible
(8) Do you think God has a gender? Male
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Not in what I believe
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? mm..
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? Heaven
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? No, not really

HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? If it's on purpose, then I can hold it in. Other than that, I have a good sense of humor.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Shannon, Valerie, Cheryl, Steph, Debra, Jen, Ed, Charles
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Yeah.. :X
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Yep.. :X
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Anything that has to do with poo and pee. Yes, I'm immature. Oh! and Chinese word: gi gi
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Haha.. i don't know?

MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? OF COURSE!
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? I hate Kylie Minougue. or however you spell it
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Korean songs?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? A whole new world, baby girl, she bangs
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? sonicflood- i need you
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? uh.. for the future: come what may
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? ruff endz-if i were the one

MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? gee, i don't know
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Some are, some aren't. I liked X2 better than the first one. the third LOTR was the best too
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Yoda!
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Romantic comedies :), not total chick flick style though
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? A Walk to Remember. puh lease

FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? HAHA taste. Sigh, I can't help it.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? ... Ew. Cheese. Cheese sticks rule. pAhahaha!
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? ... I'm a fool.
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? ... Derrr.. I'm like chinese..
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? ...Nope. Stupid cows. Die. HAHA! Just kidding!!!!

COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? As long as it doesn't lag and it has many cool features :)
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? Haha yar
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I'm a lot more hyper online
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Never used eBay

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Chyah, but not in the homosexual type of way
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? No periods
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Horniness
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? their hormones

CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Probably.. I started watching 3rd rock from the sun because of joseph gordon levitt
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? Andy Roddick!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? A few people said that I looked like that girl from Meteor Garden.. Big S
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? a bitch. haha jk.. hopefully
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Not really..
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? Uh ew..
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? no..

NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? Not really, I notice though
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No. This is a stupid question
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Yessir
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? IP address? No sir
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? YESSIR!
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? No sir.. :/
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? haha no, math rocks
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? Nope
(60) What do you think of pi? 3.14159 and thats the farthest I can go

LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Haha, no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Grossed out, but if he was a friend, kinda flattered but i would feel bad that i don't feel the same
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Uh yeah I do
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Haha done it before. It's fine
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Not really. traditional, please
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Very negative
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Hahahaa.. that's mean, but yes, but okay i'll shut up
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Nope
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Sure
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? I didn't even notice

POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? mp3 player or digital camera
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? a little puppy, but my Honey is still my number one
(73) How badly do you want it? not that bad, because i still have Honey
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Nope, and I don't want to
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? this is a stupid question too

HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? heck no! they should play christmas music all the time any time!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 24
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Dude, yellow power ranger. All the way.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? I was a baby. ew.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? none
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? nothing, keep it holiday free

MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? bad
(83) How good is your long-term memory? good
(84) What is your earliest memory? when i was a baby.. i remember the house
(85) What is your happiest memory baptism, and all the days I shared with him
(86) What is your strangest memory? too many
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? come what may... even the song in french

TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Manyyyy!
(89) What book makes/made you cry? Don't know
(90) What song makes/made you cry? Eh... don't know
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? my dear friends

THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? nope
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? yes, if youre talking about Jesus coming back.. yes
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? TOO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS

THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(95) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Yesterday
(96) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I need to stop procrastinating so i can go to the boys' volleyball game