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A funny conversation between my mother and I just occurred. This afternoon, we're going to my parents' friends' daughter's wedding so we were figuring out what to wear.
Me: "Oh shoot, I forgot about what shoes I should wear." Mom: "You always do this. Don't you have highheels?" Me: "Um... I guess so, but they're all too fancy and uncomfortable. OOo!! Can I wear these sandals?" Mom: "You'll look like a farmer!!! You'll look like a Hebrew! What about these?" (points to another pair of sandals) Me: "Those don't match my dress." Mom: "But you'll look so barbaric and unladylike." Me: "No I won't!!! And who cares? No one's going to be staring at my feet. Plus, my dress goes up to my ankles!" Mom: "THE AVAILABLE BOYS WILL BE LOOKING!!!" Me: "OHHHH my!!! I'm not going to a wedding to look for a husband!!!" Mom: "You need to look pretty. You need to look to impress." Me: "WHO CARES!?!??!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT BOYS!!!" Mom: "Don't shout that so loud..." Me: "WHO CARES!!!" Mom: (Sighs) "You'll never get a boyfriend." AHAHahahahahaaa!!! |
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