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Too fun of a weekend helps me in denial that I should study for my midterms.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am procrastinating from studying for my two upcoming midterms (one this Thursday, the other next Tuesday). Met Valerie's lawyer boyfriend. Practically jumped on my brother when I saw him for the first time in 1.5 months at YoSwirl. Attended James and Sorin's wedding. Played with my family a lot (eating, Lake Elizabeth, fleet week). At fleet week during the Blue Angels performance, Nate sat between me and my brother. During the show, I would poke my brother randomly. When he was used to it, I switched it up and used Nate's finger to do the poking. My brother then suddenly turned around and grabbed Nate's finger. He felt embarrassed that it was Nate's finger and not mine. HAHAHAHAHA! I like long weekends. This semester I have 3-day weekends. Next semester I'll have practically 4-day weekends. AND I'll be minoring in City Planning. Hooray! So a friend of a friend of a friend... Had a pet python. She would sleep with this python and it would always be curled up next to her. One day, she noticed that the python wouldn't eat and that when it slept in her bed it would be lying straight rather than curled. She took her python to the vet and told him that her python wasn't eating. The vet took an x-ray of the python, but there was nothing abnormal with the scan. He asked her what else was unusual about the python. She told him that her python had began sleeping in a straight position in her bed. Her vet replied, "The python is sizing you up to eat you." She put the python to sleep. THE END. Moral of the story: Don't be stupid. |
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